1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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