Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Found the puke drawer
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
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