somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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