Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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