i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Every concussion has its silver lining
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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