Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I need water and some morals
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
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