My room smells like vodka and shame
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
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