he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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