I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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