Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
For breaking and entering. I think neighbor dan cared more about me puking in his backseat than the surprise of me waking up there
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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