it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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