Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
whose parrot is this?
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
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