hell yes lets make some ravioli
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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