You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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