I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
