Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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