dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Randomize
