HIV tests are more positive than that guy
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Be still, my beating vagina.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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