real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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