You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Randomize