I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
my being single is dangerous.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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