he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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