Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
Randomize