I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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