Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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