Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
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