Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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