Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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