dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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