can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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