Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
only you would photoshop your dick
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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