just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
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