Whod you bang
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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