Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
Will exercising make me less horny?
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