Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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