Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
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