Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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