At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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