i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
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