even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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