I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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