we have pet lesbian snakes
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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