I have demons in me.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Randomize
