i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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