he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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