Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
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