But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
Randomize
