A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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