why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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