Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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