If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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