I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
You need a sexual gate keeper
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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