Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
